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Hi new followers!

phloeticexpressions:

brokenchi:

phloeticexpressions:

brokenchi:

phloeticexpressions:

Don’t be shy!
I ain’t shit, but I’m sweet as pie.
I’m pro black
Pro lgbtqiia
I respect your preferred pronouns
Spiritual not religious
I give great advice
Cis-Queer
Naturalista
Pseudo Stoner
I like big butts & I cannot lie


brokenchi is my beige bae
sblaze is bff

All of the above is extremely accurate!

Somebody screenshot that beige bae finally admitted her beigeness.

I made no admission! I’ve just accepted that you won’t ever see my caramelyness and for some reason you think I’m beige. I still love you anyway lol ❤️

Lmao. If calling your pale self caramel helps you sleep at night, who am I to tell u the truth?

*Gasp* I’m on mobile rn but you know what reaction pic goes here!

Hi new followers!

phloeticexpressions:

brokenchi:

phloeticexpressions:

Don’t be shy!
I ain’t shit, but I’m sweet as pie.
I’m pro black
Pro lgbtqiia
I respect your preferred pronouns
Spiritual not religious
I give great advice
Cis-Queer
Naturalista
Pseudo Stoner
I like big butts & I cannot lie


brokenchi is my beige bae
sblaze is bff

All of the above is extremely accurate!

Somebody screenshot that beige bae finally admitted her beigeness.

I made no admission! I’ve just accepted that you won’t ever see my caramelyness and for some reason you think I’m beige. I still love you anyway lol ❤️

5 random things about me

Tagged by verosmemos

1) I’m pretty afraid of heights but I love going on roller coasters.

2) I’m an emotional baker. Baking helps me focus my thoughts and emotions when I’m dealing with something. The emotion I’m feeling also dictates the materials I use.

3) I’m a Leo. I don’t really get into the signs like that but a lot of the info on Leos is remarkably accurate concerning me.

4) I randomly do tricks with my tongues when I’m bored or when I’m listening to my friends. Usually my mouth is closed and no one can tell but occasionally my mouth will be open (I can usually tell this because I get the “huh” face).

5) The closer I am to someone the less clothing I wear around them.

And this time I’m tagging: loveandshanti, clit-o-rice, unclassifiedmind, kbmalandro, black-hephaestus

born2livebetter asked:

What's your most embarrassing sexual experience?

I haven’t had anything really embarrassing happen to me during sex (aside from queefing which always makes me feel a way)….

But, I have felt second hand embarrassment for someone I was having sex with. Things weren’t going well (read: I wasn’t particularly enjoying what he was doing) and he could tell (due to lack of sound and orgasm). So he got super frustrated, jumped off of me, put his head in his hands and started going on and on about how this never happens and how he can’t believe this is happening and how distraught he was about it.  I immediately went into therapist mode and began to console him and try to get him out of this “state” he was in.  After about 30 mins I got upset and frustrated so I told him to stfu and I got on top of him and made him cum so the night would be over.

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?

  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?

  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

  • 14. Do you have any kinks?

  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?

  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?

  • 19. Do you like being naked?

  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?

  • 30. How often do you masturbate?

  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

  • 39. Do you ever go commando?

  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

  • 41. How big is your penis?

  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?

  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?

  • 44. How big are your breasts?

  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

  • 53. Do you like your butt?

  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

  • 63. Spit or swallow?

  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

  • 66. Do you "squirt?"

  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?

  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

  • 81. What are your favorite positions?

  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

  • 92. Have you have phone sex?

  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

  • 94. What's something you like about your body?

  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?

  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?

5 random facts about me

Tagged by imsofuckinchill

1) I can only fall asleep with the tv on if it’s a show I’d watch when I’m awake. But even with that it can’t be something too enthralling. This is why I usually just watch the ID channel or Law & Order.

2) A fair amount of the dreams I dreamed in childhood and years ago have come true. This scares the shit out of me and idk if I want to learn how to deal with it or pray it away.

3) I want more children but fear I won’t have any.

4) Catching 12:34 on the clock makes me immensely happy. It just happened and I smiled wide and squealed “YES” when I saw it.

5) I have a ridiculously high tolerance for pain meds.

I’m tagging: brownglucose, fronishasass, weedeeonetime, bearded-brilliance, jesusandcarmex, akrylicelephant

I wanna know more about y’all.

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